Ryan Ormrod
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Laravel and PHP rescue

Ryan Ormrod · independent developer

Broken Laravel or PHP in production

I diagnose production failures, queue piles and broken releases, then fix the cause rather than papering over it.

For agencies and in-house teams when the app is on fire and you need someone who already speaks Laravel and PHP. Quote after I understand the symptom.

chips laravel // php production // queues root cause

Incident work

When production is the problem.

Fatal errors

White screens, 500s and broken deploys.

Queues and jobs

Stuck Horizon, failed jobs and retry storms.

Data issues

Corrupt state, bad migrations and partial releases.

Stabilise then explain

Working again, with a short note on why.

If that matches the job, send the brief.

Process

From symptom to stable

Same delivery shape on every service page. The labels change with this job.

  1. 01 Done

    Symptom

    What users see and when it started.

  2. 02 Now

    Access

    Logs, staging and repo after the quote.

  3. 03 Next

    Fix

    Root cause where we can find it.

  4. 04 Next

    Watch

    A short window after deploy.

Who

Who this is for

Teams who need the app back more than they need a post-mortem theatre.

smb

Small business owner

You own the site or shop and need it working, editable and free of a retainer.

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large

Large business owner

Cover when your lead is unavailable. Queues, deploys, fatals and failed releases get a calm triage and a fix you can live with.

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agency

Agency

A client production fire under your brand. I stabilise Laravel or PHP, fix the failing path, and hand back with notes your team can continue from.

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other

Other

A release that went wrong. I get staging and production honest again, then leave a short trail of what changed and why.

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Rates

£30 an hour. No retainer.

Pay for the hours the job needs. Nothing sitting on a retainer.

RATE£30/hourQuoted from the hours the job needs
MODELNo retainerNo unused support contract
START50% depositWork begins when it clears
STOPUnused hours backIf you withdraw from the deposit
AGENCYWhite-label / NDAYour client stays yours

Same commercial terms on every service page and the homepage. Estimate first, then deposit.

What happens next

After you send the brief

Same sequence on every service page. No surprise retainers.

  1. I reply

    Hours or a fixed figure, plus the access I will need to start.

  2. You decide

    Deposit clears, then work begins on staging. Nothing public until you approve.

  3. Handover

    Working change, notes your team can own, white-label if you asked for it.

Same path on every service page. Send the brief when you are ready.

Open a PHP rescue brief

07 · Send me a job

Brief, Figma, ticket or repository

Studio name, the work, the stack, a Figma or Git URL, and the staging hostname you will point at my server. Include a digital NDA link. I quote that job and stay off your client’s inbox.

  • OperatorRyan Ormrod
  • ModelRemote · no retainer
  • ScopeCode · your client stays yours
  • StagingYour hostname, pointed at my server
  • After payYou deploy the code, or I do
ryanormrod / brief in / staging out

This brief comes to me. A quote for your slice follows by email or WhatsApp. Include the digital NDA link with it. Do not send passwords here. I do not take phone calls.

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